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Feb 16, 2020 / 147,465 notes

zulu-bunsen:

raevenlywrites:

The second rule of writing is we do not write in our notebook hoard

whicheverwarrior:

The first rule of writing is hoard notebooks

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#this is me #lmao
Jan 31, 2020 / 270,285 notes

ineffably-effable:

wizard-guff:

storywonker:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

penny-anna:

Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?

Then about a week into their journey like

Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying

Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst

Legolas:

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~*~earlier~*~

Legolas: ugh fucking hobbits

Merry: Frodo what’d he say

Frodo: I’m not sure he speaks a weird dialect but I think he’s insulting us. I should tell him I can understand Elvish

Merry: I mean you could do that but consider

Merry: you can only tell him ONCE

Frodo: Merry. You’re absolutely right. I’ll wait.

#legolas’ hick accent vs #frodo’s ‘i learned it out of a book’ accent #FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Legolas: umm well your accent is horrible

Aragorn: *hollering from a distance* HIS ACCENT IS BETTER THAN YOURS LEGOLAS YOU SILVAN HICK

Frodo: :)

Frodo: Hello. My name is Frodo. I am a Hobbit. How are you?

Legolas: y’alld’ve’ff’ve

Frodo, crying: please I can’t understand what you’r saying

Ok, but Frodo didn’t just learn out of a book. He learned like… Chaucerian Elvish. So actually:

Frodo: Good morrow to thee, frend. I hope we twain shalle bee moste excellente companions.

Legolas: Wots that mate? ‘Ere, you avin’ a giggle? Fookin’ ‘obbits, I sware.

Aragorn: *laughing too hard to walk*

This post just keeps getting better.

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#that was amazing #lotr #elven slang
Dec 4, 2019 / 175,607 notes

vorefoot-contessa:

graemoon:

world-of-cats:

This is like a small child uncertainty taking a bite of their first piece of cake and then realizing that it’s the best damn thing they’ve ever eaten and shoving it all right into their face with grabby hands and just delighted. I love this kitty.

This cat looks very graceful. A proper lady.

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Nov 25, 2019 / 20,764 notes

ajones1218:

writingdotcoffee:

a-for-apostrophe:

writingdotcoffee:

“Nobody’s ever going to see your first draft. That’s the thing you might be agonising over, but whatever you’re doing can be fixed. You can fix it tomorrow, you can fix it next week.”

— Neil Gaiman

I remember reading somewhere that a first draft’s purpose is to exist. Everything can be edited later. I forgot who said it, help. 😅

“Every first draft is perfect, because all a first draft has to do is exist.“

–Jane Smiley

Is that the one?


“I’m writing a first draft and reminding myself that I’m simply shoveling sand into a box so that later I can build castles.”
–Shannon Hale

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#knowledge #writing #remember this Zeppelin
Nov 25, 2019 / 100,635 notes

friendlyneighborhoodevilvillain:

benepla-deactivated20200506:

i love an irish accent though and how they’re just like fuck these letters i’m not saying them

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#Irish #lmao #French
Nov 25, 2019 / 195,079 notes

Why do they always write their articles like this??

moomin-rider:

doomsneigh:

doomsneigh:

doomsneigh:

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i think they did confirm it by naming it this

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and drawing it like this

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also guess what its japanese name literally translates to

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Im losing it at this tag

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#[redacted] #pokemon #lmao
Nov 21, 2019 / 201,822 notes

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

sassycolortheorist101:

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

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#pure info
tokillthedragon: “ mgsotacon: “i thought those were kermit the frog’s legs ” Kermit being tortured by the Viet Cong (1967, colorized) ”
Nov 21, 2019 / 169,008 notes

tokillthedragon:

mgsotacon:

i thought those were kermit the frog’s legs

Kermit being tortured by the Viet Cong (1967, colorized)

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#lmao #kermit #pow
Nov 5, 2019 / 93,577 notes

captain-snark:

flaming-fruitcake:

gamecubeeater:

giovannidamilano:

I’m experiencing the rapture rn

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Nov 2, 2019 / 273,113 notes

adolin:

squigglydigglydoo:

chradi:

halloweenja:

*main character becomes a villain* oh my GOD… oh MY GOd do that again

*main character becomes a villain against their own will* oh my GOD… oh MY GOOOODDDDDDDDD

*villain gets a redemption arc and becomes a main character *

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#i’m all of these at once

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#good idea #for the book